May 2012
Whats the most humiliating thing that has ever...
Pierre: Humiliating?
David: Spending every night with Jeff!
(all laugh),
David: I actually meant it.
Pierre: Humilliating, I don't know, first time I met my parents
Chuck: One time I was in class, it was my,..I was in fourth grade and I asked the teacher to go to the bathroom and she wouldn't let me because it was an exam, so I kept on writing the exam, I asked her, four, five, six times, she would always say no, and then...you know...
Pierre: He peed his pants
Chuck: I peed my pants in class....it's real, I swear to God!
Do you guys drink alot?
Pierre: Do we drink alot of alcohol?
Int: Yeah!
Pierre: No
Seb: We drink water!
Pierre: We kinda get..., Chuck doesn't drink at all, Seb..not really, and we do once every three, four months, when we do we kinda have fun but we don't really like.
Jeff: We don't drink often.
Pierre: Yeah, we don't drink alot.
but why aren’t you sorry, why aren’t you sorry,...
but why aren’t you sorry, why aren’t you sorry,...
That moment when your friend tries to read your...
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Do us all a favor and see what it smells like...
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JUST PRESS PLAY.
Anybody who grew up in the...
Sex scene with parent around
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kanyewesticle:
when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
Oh my god
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: i fucking love maple syrup
