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ethanwearsprada:

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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going to church to repent for your sins

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sparrf:

feelings comic

sparrf:

feelings comic

apros3xia:

This woman is a genius. 

terezidactyl:

shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

s1uts:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

Ah my favorite post on this site makes rounds once again

pentaholicsupervengerwhowolfed:

I FREAKING GOT MITCH GRASSI’S OLD HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH IV BOOK!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!?!!!?!!

pentaholicsupervengerwhowolfed:

I FREAKING GOT MITCH GRASSI’S OLD HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH IV BOOK!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!?!!!?!!

littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

#0040FF