This woman is a genius.
Mitch has the voice of an angel! Literally, the entire audience just sits and listens in silence as he starts singing <3
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
I FREAKING GOT MITCH GRASSI’S OLD HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH IV BOOK!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!?!!!?!!
at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”